My birthday is next tuesday. i’m going to be a whoppin’ 26 years old…
but on tuesday i’ll be at a conference in Orlando (National New Church Conference, the largest gathering of church planters in North America) — so Mel wanted to take me to a movie and celebrate last night. Annually she makes me ribs on my birthday… she makes the best ribs, and its always something i look forward to.
we also went to see the Sentinel last night. we are HUGE fans of 24 and if they made Jack Bauer pajamas, i’m sure Mel would wear them. Jack Bauer is the new James Bond (see the name similarities?)
However, if you are a Jack Bauer/24 fan, don’t go see the Sentinel. I’m sure they are hoping that Kiefer’s character will carry some weight; which is why they probably lacked on the character development side of things. Agent Breckenridge was a very different character from Jack, he is a by-the-book investigator who foreshadows his own wrongful ambition toward his old mentor by explaining to a few local cops the problem with hunches (the problem, he says, is that when you have a hunch its all you see and you miss the evidence). They left his character to radio calls and other expressionless moments (which are typically what Keifer excels in) hoping to compliment this with a hot sidekick. Enter Eva Longoria. I haven’t seen Desperate Housewives, nor do i plan to; but this performance didn’t inspire me to change my mind in the least bit. It was pretty obvious she was cast for eye-candy alone as the camera zooms in on her rear in her first scene. She honestly seemed like an awkward fit in the movie and never seemed to quite fit in… she always seemed out of place.
So, on to the plot. No spoilers here, of course, but if you have half-a-brain you can conjecture most of the turns the movie takes. Very little caught me off guard. It’s formulaic story-line complimented its type-casting and bad acting. The eveneing wasn’t a total loss, the movie did have some enjoyable parts, and anytime i get to spend an evening with my wife it’s a great thing. (Thanks Mel!)
To be honest, i’m a movie fan, but this is one movie i won’t watch again if i have anything to say about it. It wasn’t a complete waste, but for this predictable action flick, i give a 2.5 out of 5.